From: Steve Allen Richards Subject: Re: READ THIS PLEASE! Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 17:04:37 -0800 I am the proud author of "The Wrath of Setsuna" and there is somewhat of a story behind it's origins but later for that: @_@ Another message flew through cyberspace from one JVCHOONG. This time, however, it was intercepted by a beautiful green-haired woman. While she should have been insulted, she merely laughed out loud and teleported off into the unknown and reappeared instantly in the apartment of Chiba Mamoru. Setsuna calmly informed him of the current situation in alt.fan.sailor-moon. Mamoru was shocked. "They want to know about my leg hair?" He exclaimed. "Not that part," she corrected him, "but, they believe that we are one in the same." "Those bastards," he mumbled while removing a sharpened rose. Setsuna smiled sweetly. "Relax, I'll take care of it." And as fast as she appeared, she was gone. "JVCHOONG" read the sender of the news message titled, "More proof that Pluto is Tuxedo Mask!" With the business done for the night, the newsgroup application was closed down revealing a loading screen that stated that "STARS_OP.AVI" was 96% downloaded with 1:22 remaining. Suddenly, the time remaining began to increase and the percentage loaded started to decrease at a rapid rate. "What!" JVCHOONG cried, "It's like time is going backwards!" "That's right." said a voice. And the next thing JVCHOONG knew was what an extremely close view of the Garnet Orb (TM) looked like. ************************************************************* "Oh, that's hilarious," Greg Taylor said laughing out loud while reading the newsgroup. He proceeded to post a few of his own messages regarding Setsuna's supposed "alter-ego." But, something was wrong... the clock on the computer's screen had quit moving. "What's going on?" He said looking around. That was until he came face to face with her. "Sailor Pluto?!", he said cautiously while trying to cover the screen. "Pluto is that really you? Wow, is that the time key?" "Oh yes," she told him, "and would you like to get a better look at this big ass key?" ************************************************************* The phone rang at the Lau residence. "Hello?" The caller was barely audible and obviously in considerable pain. "Are you called Pu-sama?" "Huh? What? Yeah. Who are you?" "Pluto...coming..." was all Greg could mumble before losing consciousness. "What? Hello? Hello?" The phone was hung up. "Strange... Oh well." W.S. Lau decided not to worry and logged onto the newsgroup. Noting a certain pair of messages that said "Sestuna is coming to club you with that big ass key," it finally hit. "Pluto's Coming!!" But it was too late. Sailor Pluto faced one of her "tormentors" and held the time key threateningly. "Now wait, wait, OK! You don't look anything like Tuxedo Mask or the Moonlight Knight!!!!!!" Setsuna twirled the key with great skill. "Oh, you say that now." "Forget about what I said before. That's all in the past." "Sailor Pluto never forgets the past!" and with that, the one called "Pu-sama" was clubbed with the big ass key. ********************************************************** Mamoru was still in his apartment scrutinizing his legs when Setsuna reappeared. "It is done." "Great," Mamoru replied, "but, tell me, do I have sexy legs?" She clubbed him with the big ass key. Just then Usagi and Chibiusa walk in. "Mamo-chan," they both yelled. While Usagi cradles his beaten body in her arms, Chibiusa tried to plant a kiss on his lips." "Oh, that's disgusting," Setsuna said and clubbed Chibiusa. "How could you. I thought you were our friend?" Usagi said starting to cry. "Shutup, I'm sick of your whining!" CLUB CLUB CLUB!!!! "As for you..." Setsuna said looking meanacingly at the fanfic author, "What's with this stupid story?" "I thought it would be funny," Steve said in his own defense. "Oh yeah, laugh at this!" Story ends as Steve gets clubbed with the big ass key. -- ______________________________________________________________________ Things you don't hear every day #12 | Steve Allen Richards | The Thane of Cawdor "Hey, the bearded lady is kinda cute." | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Zoe Tsukino Subject: Re: Sailor Pluto Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 13:07:52 -0600 Bridgewalker J, the Chestnut Cockatiel wrote: > > Sailor Jewel wrote: > > > > Stop me if you've heard enough... > > > > When I was sick, I had to entertain myself with my Sailormoon tapes. > > WHen we're sick some of us tend to notice the most unusual things. > > Somehow I imagined Setsuna without lipstick and short hair and lighter > > skin, and she does look a bit like Mamoru. However, Mamoru never looked > > a bit like Setsuna. > > > > Go ahead. Kill me. > > Huh? > -- > Bridgewalker J, the Chestnut Cockatiel (sperky@swbell.net) > [ Copyright (©) 1997 Bridgewalking Enterprises. ] A while ago (around Christmas) I started a post about Mamoru being a senshi. I turned into Pluto was Mamoru and a whole bunch of people got clubbed by a big-ass key ;) -- Zoe Tsukino Visit my page! Sign my guestbook! http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Towers/4940/ ztsukino@geocities.com (If anyone can scan all of the last manga, please e-mail it to me (zipped appreciated) at mrpjdad@gte.net) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Steve Allen Richards Subject: Re: Sailor Pluto Date: Sat, 15 Feb 1997 01:59:27 -0800 Vic wrote: > > Sailor Jewel wrote: >> Somehow I imagined Setsuna without lipstick and short hair and lighter >> skin, and she does look a bit like Mamoru. > > Now you have me wondering about that, hmm!! > > Vic After unsuspecting Vic posted his latest message, he noted it was time for a "pit stop". Flicking on the lights in his bathroom, he was quite surprised to find a green-haired woman standing in the shower; she seemed to be holding some sort of... Big Ass Key. The figure stepped toward Vic and informed him, "You would be wise not to wonder about such things." Moments later a call went from Vic to Life Call. "I've been clubbed with the Big Ass Key, and I can't get up!" -- _____________________________________________________________________ Things you don't hear every day #16 | Steve Allen Richards | The Thane of Cawdor "Nice fish." | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Vic Subject: Re: Sailor Pluto Date: Sat, 15 Feb 1997 11:05:15 -0800 Steve Allen Richards wrote: > > Vic wrote: > > > > "snip" > > After unsuspecting Vic posted his latest message, he noted it was > time for a "pit stop". Flicking on the lights in his bathroom, he was > quite surprised to find a green-haired woman standing in the shower; she > seemed to be holding some sort of... Big Ass Key. The figure stepped > toward Vic and informed him, "You would be wise not to wonder about such > things." > > Moments later a call went from Vic to Life Call. "I've been > clubbed with the Big Ass Key, and I can't get up!" > -- > _____________________________________________________________________ > Things you don't hear every day #16 | Steve Allen Richards > | The Thane of Cawdor > "Nice fish." | I like it but for one minor little bitty problem. "Vic" is short for Victoria. So I guess it should read as follows: > After unsuspecting Vic posted her latest message, she noted it was > time to check her make up. Flicking on the lights in her bathroom, she was > quite surprised to find a green-haired woman standing in the shower; she > seemed to be holding some sort of... Big Ass Key. The figure stepped > toward Vic and informed her, "You would be wise not to wonder about such > things." "And what do you mean with no make up?!" > > Moments later a call went from Vic to Life Call. "I've been > clubbed with the Big Ass Key, and I can't get up!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Steve Allen Richards Subject: Re: Sailor Pluto Date: Sat, 15 Feb 1997 17:52:28 -0800 Vic wrote: > I like it but for one minor little bitty problem. "Vic" is short for > Victoria. Damnit! I just HAD to make an assumption there. Although, if you read "The Wrath of Setsuna", you'll notice the lack of pronouns in most references. (The exeption being Greg) -- _____________________________________________________________________ Things you don't hear every day #16 | Steve Allen Richards | The Thane of Cawdor "Nice fish." |