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You know you DON'T watch too much Sailor Moon when...
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you turn on the tv and the first thing you see is Sailor Moon's
transformation sequence and you say to yourself, "Ah, another rerun."

you think Serena is attending a Naval Academy.

you wonder when Molly will finally transform into a scout.

you think the change is Serena's voice after the tenth episode
was just a part of "growing up."

you believe Rini when she says shes Serena's cousin.

you are shocked to find out that Darien is Tuxedo Mask.

you think Melvin is under some sort of hypnotic spell.

you don't find the "You know you watch way too much Sailor Moon..."
jokes funny.

you thought Rini was the monster-of-the-day.

you can't remember the order in which the scouts are named
in the opening theme song.

you wonder why so many people like this show.

you never heard of Sailor Moon.