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Q1: Why did Serena gain weight after she left school?

A1: She didn't have to run anymore from being late.

Q2: How did Serena lose the weight?

A2: She got a job.

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Q: How long does it take for the Sailor Scouts to screw in a light bulb?

A: 65 Minutes.

5 minutes for Mercury to analyze the bulb with her computer.

15 minutes for Venus to buy a new bulb after she drops the first one.

35 minutes to wait for the power to return to the neigborhood after
 Jupiter tries to power the lamp herself.

10 minutes for Raye and Serena to argue who gets to screw it in.

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Q: What did the Sailor Scouts do to help each other on their camping trip?

A:
Sailor Venus caught 20 fish with her love chain,
Mars provided a nice camp fire,
Jupiter made fish sticks,
and Sailor Moon left each one piece.

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Q: How did Reenie become a multi-millionare?

A: She formed the company:  Lunaball Technologies

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Happiness of Moonie = (((SOS/DIC * SM ML + ((HOPE-Bad News) * VA))/Bandai) - (Andy*Janice)) * New_Episodes