From: Lloyd Gayman Subject: Re: [FSC] [SOS] [UTTER NONSENSE] Advertiser Procott Voting Page Online Date: Thu, 14 Nov 1996 01:50:27 -0800 Actually, Sarah was not the only one left. Chad (who was still tied up by Wendy/Asuka's puppet strings) has seen the Scouts and their antics and was watching them leave richer the Bill Gates. He had a puzzled look on his face. "Huh?" said Chad. "It's THAT easy to get rich on this show? Hmmmmmmm." Chad got a wicked look in his eyes. "Well!" he said to the totally empty room. "When I get home (if I ever) I will play Mortal Kombat Trilogy, which just came out recently for Nintendo 64 and is already out for Sony Playstation. It has every character from the earlier Mortal Kombat games (except the old Shang Tsung from the first game) and some hidden characters that have yet to be discovered. Personally, I have a Nintendo 64. Which has unsurpassed 64-bit graphics and CD quality sound running at an awesome 94 MHz. Then I will sit in front of my TV and watch hours of brain altering, time displacing, Doctor Who. Which is the longest running Sci Fi series in the history of television. I have about 15 Doctor Who video tapes, not including the Doctor Who TV movie which aired on Fox Television 0n May 14 1996. You can get Doctor Who video tapes at Suncoast Video (which is where I get them) and you can get Doctor Who novels at many bookstores, including Barnes and Nobles and Borders Bookstore and Cafe." Just then, Alan Yentob (Controller of BBC-1 and decider of the future of Doctor Who on American and British television), Ed Boon (one of the programers of Mortal Kombat and voice of the character Scorpion in the games), Mr. Yamauchi (the president of NCL), a Suncoast video salesman (just some guy), a Barnes and Nobles salesman (another guy), and a Borders Bookstore and Cafe saleswoman (this time it just some woman) all appear with large wads of cash. "Yes!!!" says Chad with great delight. Chad tries to reach for the wads of cash the people in front of him were holding. But the puppet strings restrict him from reaching too far, so the money is out of Chad's reach. "Uh," says Chad. "Could you guys, you know, bring that money just a bit closer? Please!!! Damn it. Damn it. Damn it! Damn it!!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!! DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!