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Oh dear, what a calamity,
Much worse than any Shakespearean tragedy,
Seems Mamoru isn't all he's cracked up to be.
Now Sailor Moon's feeling blue.

She's heard all the rumours, the future is somewhat black.
They say he's seeing the others behind her back.
If that's the case, then his bags she is gonna pack
And tell him, "Cape-Boy, we're through!"

She first questions Ami, who's at her computer.
She blushes bright red and the color don't suit her.
She mumurs, "He asked me if I'd be his tutor
And I didn't want to be rude."

She asks Mako-chan, who examines a dragonfly,
Muttering something about a Dutch apple pie.
She hurries off saying, "He looks like my sempai."
Usagi sighs...what else is new?

Then over to Mina who acts quite neurotic
The minute that Sailor Moon brings up the topic.
The glint her eye is a bit too psychotic
As she says, "I don't have a clue."

She trackes down Rei-chan in her Shinto attire,
A little bit scared she'll add fuel to that fire.
But all Mars will say as her flames crackle higher
Is, "Move it...you're blocking my view."

Uranus, when cornered, says "Why are you asking me?
He's not my type...never was, never will be."
Turning to Neptune, she queries suspiciously,
"Has he been hitting on you?"

Michiru, putting her violin in its case,
Tosses her hand with an elegent show of grace.
Sweetly she smiles into Haruka's anxious face.
"Don't you just with that you knew?"

She seeks out Setsuna and finds her eventually
Trying to fix a big crack in her giant key.
She pleads the Fifth and then asks, rather worriedly,
"Don't suppose you've got some glue?"

One final Scout left who could help in this awful plight
And Sailor Moon hopes that maybe she'll shed some light,
But lately Saturn just hasn't been feeling right
And she's in bled with the 'flu.

As for Luna and Artemis, they are no help at all.
One is too busy perfecting his mating call;
The other, admiring her portrait upon a ball,
Gives a disinterested "Mew."

The poor little princess heads home...tears are flowing;
Her eyes are bloodshot and her nose, it needs blowing.
She stumbles because she can't see where she's going
And bumps into...well, you know who!

He tells her he's found out that he has a double
Who's been running 'round causing nothing but trouble.
Usagi perks up till she's starting to bubble
And suggests a nice sundae...or two.

So, all's well that ends well and it turned out happily;
Simply a caase of mistaken identity.
Somebody posed as a Mamoru "wannabee."
Must be one really sick dude.